Some of my favorites:
1. When to know the affair is over - this one kills me - can you imagine someone googling this in the first place (if you're googling that, that's your first clue it's over). Then to think they're going to get some great advice, and they learn that it's merely an affair with some yarn. How disappointing....
2. Managing yarn - yeah, and you came to our site? seriously. Don't look to us to help you with that. You've got big problems if J. and I are your only help to manage your yarn.
3. "Cookie A." lace - yes, J. has extolled her love for Cookie. Now when Cookie googles herself (come on, we all do it), and Baad Medicine comes up, she'll realize she has potential stalkers out there (yikes - hope the Yarn Harlot doesn't find the site....).