My amazing talent is to diagnose people with a personality disorder within 30 seconds of seeing them. I don't even have to meet them, I just have to see them interact with others. And bang-o. Personality disorder diagnosed.
A man ordering coffee in my office building - immediately determined to be histrionic.
The lady I used to work with - figured her as borderline in minutes.
Don't even get me started on the moms from playschool.
But my question is, what will I be diagnosed with when I show up for my kid's picture session in matching Thing 1 and Thing 2 sweaters?